Woody Allen quotes

É curioso que se chame de sexo oral uma prática que o que menos se pode fazer é falar

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying

Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more

I am at two with nature

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone